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Funny African Proverbs That Will Put a Smile on Your Face

Funny African Proverbs That Will Put a Smile on Your Face

Funny African Proverbs
African proverbs are wise and levelheaded sayings and some are very funny putting a smile on your face.

Funny African Proverbs That Will Put a Smile on Your Face



Considered the cradle of humanity and the origin of humankind, Africa has 54 countries and 9 territories and funny African Proverbs that will bring a smile to your face.




Funny memorable African Proverbs


Country Proverb
South African Proverb Manure does not turn into chocolate.
Mozambique Proverb Dress up a stick and you get a doll.
Zambian Proverb The one who suffers from diarrhea is the one that fights with the door at night.
Igbo Proverb You should never spit in your own well, you might come back for a drink.
African Proverb The mosquito that perches on the scrotum must be chased away with caution.
African Proverb Man cannot live by bread alone, which is correct, but man can also not live without bread.
African Proverb A blind man already has his foot on the stone he threatens to throw at you.
Moroccan Proverb An onion shared with a friend tastes like roast lamb.
Ethiopian Proverb Believe the liar up to the door of his house and no further than that.






You cannot stop a pig from wallowing in the mud. - African Proverb

Maasai villagers in traditional clothing and jewelry in the Serengeti National Park, Tanzania


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